...Clearly you've never been in a neighborhood branch library in the heart of da 'hood after school lets out. The fistfights are ho-hum boring. The knife fight was a big fat pain to clean up after. The shootings get our attention, though...
I had to Google where your library branch is. I think it's near the same neighborhood where my son lived during his last semester at RIT. He told me some "nice" stories about it when his mother wasn't around.
Congrats on your new job!