60 or 80 lbs overweight. Drops kitted out 50 year olds like they're standing still. Rides $300.00 carbon clinchers from Amazon. Enemy of the big carbon sales teams that want him off of bikeforums. Champion of the slaves that built nearly everybody elses bikes. Truth teller.
Oh, I almost forgot about the carbon fork and full rim brakes. People forget about the carbon fork and full rim brakes.
EDIT: You must also be trying to keep out of the spotlight of big hot bike. You know, the ones that push this whole "aesthetically pleasing bike" thing. I only say this because your bike is not hot.
Last edited by growlerdinky; 09-25-18 at 12:32 PM.