You know it's flat when you ride among playas.
There's a 40-mile loop just west of Perryton that flirts with 5.3'/mile.
Shrug. You eventually get to the top of a climb. You can ride all day and never get to the top of a headwind.
We might have a winner ... at the very least, I'm impressed.
Also, I had to look up Perryton and got a laugh at the image on Google - "LESS AMERICA" ... what kinda godless commie town is this?!?!