I don't know, doesn't a double Clyde have bigger (swidt?) problems than ... "to Kilt or not to Kilt"? I'd be trying to keep my head down and be as uncontroversial as a double Clyde can possibly be. But that's me. I'm about as certain as a random browser of BF newly confronted with this dilemma can be that a similar amount of energy directed at solving the problem conventionally as seems to be going towards the more questionable alternative being proposed here would lead to successful results. Large size clothing is not controversial and can be found everywhere. FWIW. But just on the off chance that I haven't been helpful ... an aging thespian of my acquaintance was desiring of reprising a role in later life as a Roman Centurion. He was able to locate (in a size 56) a Roman Battle Skirt (Kilt) and a replica Battle Sword (thing weighed close to 10lbs I kid you not) and he is on a fixed income. Anything is possible. My acquaintance is not in anyone's employ it should be noted.