The last dog episode I had involved a German Shepherd named Apollo that chased me down a two lane road. This dog kept coming. I yanked it over to the far side of the road. I was sure I was going to have to run a red light at the four lane divided highway that was coming up. The next time I looked back the dog had broken it off. Some doorknobs in a car that stopped at the light next to me thought it was funny.
Back in the day I was bitten by a German Shepherd while driving deliveries.
Nope, it''s not funny.
When I called the police for the village where it occurred, the call taker wasn't going to have an officer respond unless I signed a complaint. This despite the fact that unleashed dogs are clearly prohibited by the village's own ordinances.