Originally Posted by
nlerner
Now that you've told us what you wouldn't do, might we impose upon you to tell us what you would do?
Have you tried lemon juice? Mix an ounce of lemon juice with with a dash of chili powder, pinch of gun powder and a quick splash of oven cleaner. Do a shot of tequila and suck a whipped cream canister while that fully immersifies. Brush on the contaminated hub race and smell for effectiveness. Scrub with the rubber from an old shoe. Wipe clean with white cotton briefs and do another shot.