I use a longer bolt and then leave the longer bolt place because (1) I'm lazy and (2) by the time I've managed to install the cage I've had enough fun for one day.
As for the appropriate language for cursing, French won't get it done because, even if you are calling someone the most unholy of unholies seven times over, it sounds like suave dinner conversation or a smooth seduction when said in French. Anglo-Saxon has always worked for me. The trick is to come up with new combinations and variations.
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