Originally Posted by mollusk

I know lots of fit and fast guys that thought that racing was going to be easy. And it wasn't. An early Elvis Costello lyric sums it up:

Why don't you tell me about the mystery dance
I want to know about the mystery dance
Why don't you show me
'Cause I've tried and I've tried, and I'm still mystified
I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied