Originally Posted by
Erzulis Boat
Hey, not so fast!
I was looking forward to a long drawn out thread with boasting, condescension, and outright lies!
Well, OK, if you insist.
I'm a Real Man, with a beer belly to prove it. My mighty beer belly is so awesome that I just set the too-skinny seatpost 1/2" too high, and jump on the saddle. I can balloon that sucker out so it'll never go any lower than the 1/2" it takes to set the seatpost in the seat tube. You skinny-arsed stick-legged wannabe cyclists can't compete with the might of my manliness!
(Did I hit all the hot buttons?)