Originally Posted by
Trsnrtr
When asked why I never did triathlons, I would reply:
1: Running is what you do to get away from a mugger with a knife
2. Swimming is what you do to keep from drowning.
By spreading my lack of talent across three sports, I can achieve the most minor of glory by beating cubicle dads whose doctors told them they needed some exercise.
The swimming also keeps us from looking so scrawny.