Safety tips:
Tip 1: Make sure mom and dads insurance has a low deductible.
Tip 2: Never try to stick the landing after jumping thru the spray of an outdoor fountain.
Tip 3: Make sure your cape isn't so long as to be sucked into your chain.
Tip 4: As a general rule, bell bottoms and chainrings don't mix.
Tip 5: Chicks dig helmet hair.
Tip 6: Never smoke and ride. Or drink, unless your self-medicating.
Tip 7: Never deploy your safety chute mere microseconds after clearing your takeoff ramp.
Tip 8: I wanted it to be "Evil", but due to copyright reasons, I had to misspell it.
Last edited by uncle uncle; 07-23-18 at 09:16 PM.