Here is a very rough mock up of my initial plan. I used a rear axle, so it's obviously longer than intended. Maybe if I get a handful of junk rear axles, cut them down and cover them with spacers?
DSC01146 by
mkeller234, on Flickr
DSC01145 by
mkeller234, on Flickr
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