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Old 10-22-18, 03:04 PM
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tandempower
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Uses for old parked cars

If you have giving up driving and you have an old parked car, you might not want to sell it. Here are some uses for old parked cars:

1) solar sauna
2) burglar deterrent (similar to scarecrow)
3) place to sit and reminisce about traffic jams and red lights
4) meditation chamber
5) lookout post
6) selfie studio
7) ultimate play vehicle for children
8) LCF trophy
9) make money by starting a phishing scam & post scam phone number on 'for sale' sign, which goes to a recorded advertising message when called.
. . . (tip: lower asking price = more calls)
10)advertise LCF by putting sign on car that reads, "living car free."

I made this list in the spirit of the old Letterman top 10 lists, but feel free to add more, serious and/or humorous.
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