I've puked on my bike more than once.
I bleed on my bikes, many times, I crash really well.
Several decades ago I rode mountain bikes, rim brakes, no suspension, rode motor cross also.
Only been back Into mountain biking for a bit less than five years, only owned three bikes...
So I guess that makes me a total fool that has not a clue what I am talking about.
But I never would have guessed I'd offend or anger the pro's, the EXPERTS ~
Really ? Yer kidding right
