This bike just got awesome!
From now on I'm going to call it a Salsa Schwinn
Nashbar stem adapter, Specialized stem from ebay, and Tektro RL340s. Total cost was around $115. That raises the bluebook value to... $150!!!
Thanks for the earlier replies guys, you helped a lot! The cowchippers are super comfy in the drops, hook, and hoods. I need to go log some miles now!