Originally Posted by
Happy Feet
Actually, I've heard of a sexual assault repellent that was a pouch full of skunk like fluid worn about the neck you could squish open when attacked. Supposedly, the theory being a would be attacker would be repulsed by the smell and leave off the attack.
Curious idea for bears if there was a smell strong enough that would repulse them.
Will a bear attack a skunk?
I thought pepper spray was supposed to do the trick, being more painful. Maybe an explosive vest where you threaten to take the bear's friends and family down with you could work. Or (Kickstarter!) a porcupine suit! The Grizzly Man armored suit would be slightly too hot and heavy for practical touring, though. Maybe a bear suit would let you blend in with the wildlife to deter attacks.