Is hoping that the line of port-a-johns in the front yard will keep the curious at bay for this year's big Super Bowel party. Plans include multiple big screens displaying colonoscopys from around the world, a half time buffet with a variety of laxatives, stool softeners and barium laden chili washed down with untreated water imported directly from a variety of third world countries. Pregame all you can eat sliders, post game parting gifts of commercial sized rolls of toilet paper and a swinging after party for the truly brave featuring do it yourself enemas.