That guy who wears a cycling cap, whether to dinner at a nice place or riding.
The sexy girl/bot in Lycra who’ve never ridden a bike, posting pics of them next to a bike, and sending messages to members of Facebook cycling groups. I understand her/bot, I don’t understand the ones who reply to her/bot.
The guy who did Latoja (or similar) 20 years ago and gets winded walking up the stairs today.
The guy who spends as much time applying sunscreen as he does riding. No matter the weather.