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Old 08-14-15, 09:28 PM
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GamblerGORD53
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Here are MY conclusions.

1. Teens don't die anymore because they don't ride on streets anymore.
2. Old ten speeds with steel rims, poor brakes and drop bars were especially dangerous.
3. Old geezers in spandex on CF bikes have 2% chance of surviving a rearend collision.
4. Being drunk on a Walmart bike is really dangerous.
5. Pedestrians are 5 times as fat, slow and stupid as cyclists, therefore 5x more likely to die.
6. Wearing helmets is stupid.
7. NOT riding Dutch bikes is really stupid.
8. Riding anywhere near old geezer drivers is stupid.
9. There have been several celeb Fatsos dying at 50 lately in their SLEEP.
10. All corpses need to be required to fill in a survey about their life expectancy vs lifestyle and reasons for dying.
11. I don't wear a helmet, ride a Dutchish bike, wear regular clothes and seldom drink, so my chances of dying are ZERO.

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