Originally Posted by PaulGrun

You did read the first paragraph where you were invited to skip right on over the whole thing, right? And for those who didn't care to read, maybe you saw the one sentence Executive Summary? I was thinking of you!
At the very end, it explains that I didn't post a pic because I'm a newbie, and until a day or so ago, Bike Forums didn't trust me to post pics. I thought about writing the story in an illustrated graphic novel, but that seemed like work. Maybe next time.