Originally Posted by
missjean
I, too, confess to the sin of undies with spandex - ... panties-under-spandex causes *
gasp* VPL
(visible panty lines) 
which is the #1 fashion sin for women.
Saw a woman once wearing white with red flowers panties under spandex. Should I have mentioned it as I went by?.
Same woman was enveloped in a cloud of rare perfume. Riding behind that caboose in such a sweet fragrance made me want to follow her home. I also contemplated taking out my blow gun and darting her back tire. That would have created a legitimate excuse to introduce myself and for her to be forever in debt to me because I fixed her tire.