Originally Posted by
hodgykins
It is entirely possible you can no longer can handle the gluten in the beer. Experiments are a must (Alt Brew) 
. Sorry Robby, you know me, ride bikes, drink beer...awesome.
An epidemiologist from Mars was dispatched to Earth to study Earthling behaviour and learn about Earthling customs. He attended a cocktail party (think 1960s Mad Men) which, himself being only a few millimetres tall, he was able to observe from a corner without drawing attention to himself. He observed great quantities of various coloured liquids being poured into glasses, some mixed in place, others shaken up in metal vessels before being poured. No matter what colour of liquid the participants drank or the nature of preparation, they all got progressively more relaxed and friendly as the evening wore on, then loquacious and finally loud and somewhat obnoxious and sexually demonstrative. The epidemiologist wrote all this down and after careful analysis reported his findings to his university on Mars:
Earthling behaviour is altered on these occasions by a strange substance contained in their drinks. It's called....
Ice.