Do you know what a hamster eats? Do you know how much energy beef cattle require to produce 1kg of meat ? By bacon I presume you mean pigs/pork ? Are you aware how many people are vegetarian by choice ? I know you are American, where different standards apply, but would you eat meat were it not packaged in plastic so you can't see how the beast was killed ?
Have you ever tried falafel ? Anyway, enjoy your Helix, when it arrives, although I see you already list it.