Hey BG05, what do you mean "Team Unlikely Cyclist".
I AM THE Unlikely Cyclist. I'm a lousy climber, I suck on the flat and I'm a real chicken going downhill (ask CalamariChris).
On top of that, as it is evident from the picture below, I have certain riding habits that had me banned from all SoCal cycling clubs.
But I like the sport anyway.
Oh, and I usually don't do rides that start before 8:00 AM, but I'll try to make this one.