Originally Posted by late

They have a 5 foot tall chocolate moose in the store. It's not edible.

If you were to grade candy on a 5 star scale, most American candy is 2 or 3 stars, and the best of Europe is 5 stars. If it's fresh.

Len Libbys is 4 stars. Back when we had big armies abroad, it was nationally famous for shipping their candy overseas to service members.