So, I'm not a cartoonist. But if I were, I'd sketch out the following single panel:
- 1st cyclist on ground, birds circling head
- bike on ground, obviously crashed
- Police standing by, notepad at ready
- 2nd cyclist straddling own bike, indicating, "fork's bent" to the 1st cyclist
I thought that might be funny in a BikeForums kind of way. I dunno...