Sorry about this, but I have to ask as it seems a recurring theme: what's so wrong about peeing outside that you have to confess it?
I mean... I pee outside on half of my rides. What am I supposed to do if I'm 20km from home and get the urge? I just find a nice tree outside an urban area and do what I have to do... heck, I'm the only one who had stomach "issues" while riding? not saying that happens often to me, but definitely happened a couple of times in the last 10 years.
I once peed from the top of a cliff on the pyrenees
