Originally Posted by
canklecat
Edited for hilarity.
If it's any consolation, even most guys roll their eyes at "those guys": the LBS mansplainers and mamil MUPpet warriors. Every group ride with the local fast club, there's always that one guy who's fast... for a middle aged dude. And fast with wisecracks about the wimmins because he's still bitter over his latest breakup.
Little does he know that those types of wisecracks are part of the reason he had a breakup. And possibly because he was telling her bull**** about cleaning chains making them longer.
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