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Old 11-21-18, 09:40 AM
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TimothyH
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Strava Selfies - Don't be That Guy

Yeah, don't be that guy, or gal.

Selfie with a dead deer? Really? Our hearts go out to the poor thing but I can't believe you attached a selfie with the carcass and puddle of blood. The visual really wasn't needed. Just call the sanitation department and they will take care of it.

Triathletes post the sweaty, post workout selfie every single time. You had a great workout. We get it. Please at least shave.

The demure female triathletes selfies - you are a very attractive woman but none of us really think you aren't posing in a sports bra on purpose. I find it interesting how the contents of the trunk of your car changes over time though.

Posing with your flat tire or broken chain. I'd love to see the mountain range in the background but your head is taking up the whole photo. I guess cyclists are generally narcissistic.

And nobody really cares what you had for lunch. Mayonnaise is gross anyway.

Just felt like saying that.


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