Originally Posted by
Andy_K
It's a little known fact that only five or six people are rioting. The rest of us are still doing more traditional Portland things like being passive-aggressive about other people's ethical choices, oiling our beards, and feeling superior to Seattle.
I do not oil my beard. Heck, I even talk to my daughter from time to time, despite her choosing to live near Sea... Sea... that city with the fish market.