Originally Posted by
himespau
You can get a
$30 attachment to give your toilet bidet functions if you're that concerned about toilet paper shortages (just checked, and we've just about used up our last Costco pack from a couple months back, damn...). Leaves you feeling...brisk...Still would be nice to have some paper to pat yourself dry with afterward, but it might be better than nothing.
I'm a plumber, yo. Don't think for one second I wouldn't have a recirc line feeding a thermostatic mixing valve keeping my bidet supply at an anus-welcoming 97F.