I know this is a fun jokey thread to counter our resident troll of the moment but...
I actually love the Shimano Saint pedals I bought winter of 2017/2018. I found them new for like $40 and they are absolutely perfect for what I wanted (grippy platforms I could ride in the woods that wouldn't tear me up too badly when I inevitably whack myself with them). For some reason I like them a lot more than the Velo Orange Sabot pedals I put on my other bike AND the MKS Lambdas on my other other bike.
