Originally Posted by
IBOHUNT
Person in possession of drugs... "They ain't mine!"
Officer - "They were in your a**, how are they not your's?"
Person -"They ain't mine!"
OK then
My favorite episode of Cops, which is pretty much every episode:
"Is this your (purse/car/wallet/back pack)?"
"Yeah"
Cop finds drugs/stolen items/gun in purse/car/wallet/back pack.
"That/those aren't mine."