He'd probably break a crank arm before anything.
Shiiii... I used to ride my all-steel bikes all over BITD to the point where I had 'Earl Campbell thighs' - Could leg press over 800 pounds x 10 reps with ease. Football coach saw me doing that and asked why I wasn't on the football team -- I was 5'7 and 130 pounds, 42" chest, 26" waist, and 26" thighs... "...and do what?" was my reply... "...break in half when a 280-pound lineman hits me? No thanks"
I'm also trying to figure out what brand bike that is/was...