New styles of Sock Puppet are emerging in the 41 to Troll the Pond:
We've had the
Athletic-Sock, purporting to be astonishingly fit and oh-so Fast.
The
Ankle-Sock, posing as an utter newbie awash with impossibly earnest basic questions and unsure of which end of a bicycle faces forward.
The
Tube-Sock, a faux laid back stoner/hipster amalgam spouting Zen-Control and Oneness with their brake-less Fixie.
Now we have the
Compression-Sock, posing as a morbidly overweight, bike-less and yet all-knowing expert on all things 41 hoping for a forum violation reference to his/her faux"weight".
Hopefully next is the
No-Show-Sock who doesn't Troll BF at all anymore and actually went for a bike ride instead.
-Bandera