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Old 07-31-09, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bah Humbug View Post
Assault is assault.
First, you wouldn't even know I was doing it. You'd probably think I was just drifting over after losing focus for a second or two. I think most judges would laugh you out of the court room for "assault with a hip".

Second, if/when you take someone out on a group ride and they die, what should their family lawyers press for in court? I'd go manslaughter for criminal, and then take everything you own in civil.

Third, as has been suggested before, lighten up, Francis.
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