GEESE ARE VERY EVIL! : The wife and I took our first born to a local park in our two wheeled cart 30 years ago. We were sitting down having a picnic and had placed our sleeping daughter in the cart, while I put moves on the wife. I heard a scream. A goose had its beak over one of my daughters big toes and I grabbed the goose by the neck and head. At the same time I was getting the goose of of my daughter. A female deputy was screaming at me not to hurt the goose. I turned toward her and released the goose. I did not know a goose could put up such a fight. I had only got the goose away from my daughter. The deputy had taken the full brunt of its wrath. I had to pull the goose off of the deputy. She looked pretty roughed up. Here eyes were glazed over and her hand was over the hilt of her gun. I think she was contemplating shooting me and the goose. At this point my little girl was pointing at the deputy and laughing. The deputy appeared to get over it.