Originally Posted by
downhillmaster
I ride no hands to stretch out my back and to look badass
I'm not getting old, I'm old. For a moment, I read baldness, and my brain turned it into "hide my baldness," and then I thought "but we wear helmets, otherwise, yeah sitting up straight would hide the thin patch." Then I squinted at the screen, and everything became normal again. It never occurred to me that riding no hands could be badass, except perhaps when nonchalantly going around turns, or like John Howard, in a race. That's some serious badass-ness.