I wish! I could stand to lose a few bags of groceries to make the climbs of life a little easier.
I vaguely recall a meritorious whooping administered with vigor due in some small part to mastery of the transfer feature, aka being minimally above average enough to realize it even exists. Was that last year in one of the games in the blur of the fall out from ASO-induced VeloGamernobyl? I understand why you would be reluctant to revisit that.