Originally Posted by Lascauxcaveman

Me: "I got an email from Bainbridge Classic Cycle about the old Trek I have up for sale on Craigslist. The guy said I could maybe trade it in for store credit."

Wife "..."

Me: "I was thinking; maybe I could trade in four or five of my bikes with them and use the store credit to get one really high end bike I want from them. They often post some really great stuff for sale, in my size."

Wife: "WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER BIKE?!!"

Me: "No, no, no... Didn't you hear the part about me getting rid of four or five bikes?"

And so it goes.