Originally Posted by
slcbob
On the Velogames league standings, I feel I'm between a rock and a hard place. There's a storm in front of me moving backwards at a notable pace, and some knucklehead on a mountain bike coming right up my tail. I may have to go all Talansky/Horner and go over the guardrail.
No doubt, I'm not very good at this. I'm really surprised I've stayed up in the standings as long as I have with two prime picks falling out.
One time I was driving on a two-lane highway behind an elderly gentleman in an old stationwagon going much less than the speed limit. I was getting rather agitated with the situation until I noticed his bumper-sticker that read "Slow?? I'm ahead of you, aren't I?"
