Originally Posted by
I-Like-To-Bike
Perhaps a picture of an intense mtn bike rider "enjoying" his ride can serve as a substitute, and I'll let you pick a subject if the OP agrees that I asked for an impossible scenario.
Here's me enjoying my mtb (in CO)
Not intense enough? Here's me sporting a magnificent bruise from crashing my mtb on that same trip (yes that's a different bike, the bike survived just fine, I swapped with my son that day)