I doored a guy once. I blame it on my dear departed mother-in-law. She wasn't actually in the car at the time but had been long enough to account for my addled state of mind.
This happened on a busy d/t street. The car was a two door with a big heavy door that I threw open and got him right in the sternum and slammed him violently to the ground as he was booking right along.
I was duly mortified and got out to help but dude jumped up wild-eyed like, grabbed the bike (which I noted was a junker mtn. bike with detached front brake) by the handlebar and sprinted away dragging it down the street behind him until he could wrench it around to perform a flying mount and pedal frantically away.
shrug.....
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/05...-cyclist-cull/