Technically: Mongoose xr something or other from 2006. Front gears won't shift, Seat is chewed up, handlebar grips disintegrated, chain skips on any force on the downstroke of pedaling. It is a nasty NASTY thing I wish on noone especially with it attemptning to look flashy with rear and front suspension and the same shemano derailiur I have on my current bike.
Seriously how Mongoose or any other brand gets away with selling bikes with 'spsension' at that price range should border on tripping consumer protection laws.
But it showed me that yes my eyes were good enough to give this a try again. So it served it's purpose. It's currently sitting in a scrap medal pile that'll get hauled off after renovations are done.