Light winds: Tricked out Emonda ALR with deep section (50mm carbon) wheels
Moderate winds: Tricked out Emonda ALR with deep section (50mm carbon) wheels, might even go for a segment KOM or PR
Heavy winds: Tricked out Emonda ALR with deep section (50mm carbon) wheels will go for a segment KOM or PR
Crazy/dangerous winds: Tricked out Emonda ALR with deep section (50mm carbon) wheels will fake sick to get out of work to go hunt a particularly challenging KOM
Rain/extreme cold: (As long as there're no juicy winds) Spesh Tarmac Expert indoor on Zwift (if we're getting technical, Zwift Concept/Tron bike)