Jesus...
1) hat. You're not in the Sahara, buddy.
2) wrinkly ass shirt, looks like he needs to button up cuffs.
3) square toed shoes are disgusting
4) brown shoes with saggy black pants...
5) race number on the bike in the parking lot and he's not even in kit... trying hard to let people know, eh?
6) bike upside down? Bike should never be upside down. Ever. It's rule #49 in The Rules.
7) trunk racks are bush league, get a roof rack. Or ride to the race.
8) wait a minute... empty roof rack bars?? How much is this guy hauling?
9) 3 parking stickers in rearview mirror? Take them off when the new year's sticker is in.
10) Very poor parking job, not straight and not centered.
11) saddle to bar drop like that on a folder? Next he'll need some 16" carbon discs for it to get even more aero.
12) aftermarket wheels on that car? Really? Pimpin' out your Chevy Lumina real well. Next try washing it.
I could go on...
OP.... I'm actually just mad at you for even knowing this person and continuing to associate with them. You guys carpooling to the Bromptonaut races or something?