People are all missing the OP's point. He wants a tiny bike that will fit in his car easily. Cannondale Hooligan, Origin 8 Bully, etc...
He doesn't want a 29er
Heh, I love threads like this where most everything posted by the OP is ignored and suggestions are made that directly conflict with the OP's needs/wants.
The responses are all in good faith and a desire to be helpful, but it still creates chuckles when reading from afar.