I found a hat in the road this morning. Decent brown baseball cap. Will go with most anything.
Looks brand new. Could have fallen off a car roof. Could have blown off someone's head. (It was really windy.) Could have come from anywhere. There was no one in sight to ask. Whoever's head it was on was long gone.
I claim maritime salvage rights for road debris worth less than $100
(And yes I'll wash it first)