Originally Posted by
Poonjabby
My ex wife she slit the tires on my bike.
Nothing to report - but like my dad in law used to say, "that reminds me of a stooorryy..."
I'm at the LBS in a tony neighborhood, (not my usual shop or stomping grounds). Chatting with staff about trunk bags and seatpost racks for my commuter, and a gentleman wheels his bike up to the counter, and orders up 2 tubes as he's flipping his bike over...
I tried to look busy so I could keep in earshot for the tale of woe; it seems his girlfriend had inflicted multiple straight-pins upon both tires, so while the punctures were teeny, the sheer number of them, spread all around the circumference (at least that's how I'd do it, lol)...
What a way to learn you've been "grounded" by your SO.