Originally Posted by
genejockey
A friend of mine told me about a friend of his, who, having been given a couple fingers of a very nice single malt Scotch, took a sip and asked, "Do you have any Coke?"
After that, my friend said he never offered him anything better than Jack Daniels.
Precisely, that's all heathens need. Or maybe Royal Crown.
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